Saturday, April 11, 2009

Thanks...

I think my husband has a super power. Don't laugh. They haven't shown it on Heroes yet, but they'll get to it in the next couple of episodes...they're running out of superpowers anyways. That show is ridiculous.

But I digress...

The superpower. Yes. I think Luke's super power goes beyond super human intelligence. I really actually think that he has the ability to transport his mind into another 4th, maybe even 5th dimension. I hope this 4th, 5th, maybe even 6th dimension, where men's minds travel to while on shopping trips with their significant others, well, I hope its a good place. I can almost imagine it now: there's computers, yes, lots of computers, with lots of RAM and hard drives and wires and USB stuff. It's a beautiful place. It makes me wonder why his brain ever comes back in the first place.

I too, may have a lesser version of this power. I know my brain is transported during class lectures. My teachers don't believe me but that's just because they're jealous. So are you. Don't deny it.

But back to the first point. Good for Luke. Way to find a superpower that allows you to live a normal AND happy life. None of this, 'I wish I could fly' crap. Really? You don't think anyone is going to notice? Or X-ray vision? What's up with that? Ooooh, I can see your bones and internal organs. Better watch it! Super human strength? I can get down with that....Intelligence...Watchmen's Ozymandius didn't do so bad with that one. Radioactive spider bite? Sorry, that's so last year.

Continue watching Heroes for more superpowers that are introduced but never get fully developed and are abandoned by the plot during times when this said superpower that was already introduced is completely ignored and could have ended the problem instantaniously. That show is ridiculous.

In any case, I love my husband and his super power. Hey, if it allows me to blah and blah and blah all day long in a mall without him frothing at the mouth with insanity afterwards, then I am OK with it. But I think he might just love me a lot :)

P.S. The best quote as Luke's mind left, probably the 4th dimension (which is probably a MMRP or combat related dimension), we are in the Asian Gift store where they sell 'samurai' swords,

"I bet none of these swords are combat ready".......♥

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