Oh creme eggs...why must you taunt me so. With all of your flavors. Original, Caramel and my personal favorite: Orange You seem so harmless. You're so small! And yet I bite into you and am overwhelmed by your sweetness. You actually make my teeth hurt, that's how sweet your gooey insides are. And yet you keep me coming back for more... You say your made by Cadbury's, but we all know they're using the cheap chocolate on you. Don't worry...I don't mind. I don't mind what your made of. Because ever since that fateful day where you and the Peeps were together On the same shelf...Well, I just can't shake it. I can't shake this sneaking suspicion that you are the product Of an unfertilized Peep Hen's egg... You get the Peeps who are a product of something wonderful... And you. You, Cadbury Creme Egg...You are just the gooey mess that never was. Tragic and yet oh so delicious.
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