
There are 10 Questions I want to ask Ben Bailey from the 'Cash Cab'
1. Has anyone ever had a heart attack/stroke/ or epileptic seizure when you first turn on those crazy lights? I've seen some people get pretty rattled...
2. Do you ever pick someone up just for fun and NOT start the game show? I mean, how much would that suck if you got picked up in a cab by Ben Freaking Bailey and he's just drives you there!
3. Do you sometimes ask the really dumb people hard questions just to make them feel even dumber? I've seen this happen where some jock gets in and the first question is like, what's the square root of pie? I love to watch them squirm...I bet you do too, Ben Bailey. You sick person, you.
4. Where does all that cash come from? And how do you never get robbed? I mean, not getting robbed in NYC is probably a miracle in itself...but with LOADS of cash, it almost seems impossible.
5. Do you ever just let people get off with the right answer...if you REALLY like them, say with an old little lady or something? I'd do it... The sqaure root of pie is 4? Oh, Close enough you cute little thing you!
6. Why do you think people are almost always going to bars when you pick them up?
7. Reffering to question 4...lets move into the 21st century here...put that money on a card! Then you won't get robbed...I worry about you Ben Bailey.
8. Have you ever gotten pulled over and then tried to bribe the cop with all that cash...come oooonnnn.
9. Cabs aren't very popular anywhere BUT New York. Have you ever considered moving the show to L.A. or Minnesota? You could start the cab revolution!
10. Why are the video bonus questions so easy? It would be way more dramatic if the video questions had some obscure close up of something and have them identify it. People losing all their money makes me feel more justified in sitting at home doing nothing.
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