Wednesday, May 13, 2009

Note To All Classroom Over-Talkers:


We don't care... I know it may seem crazy at first that we don't care about absolutely anything you have to say....especially when you have something to say pretty much alllllll the time. Yes, the teacher may seem interested, but guess what...she's faking it. Yup, she doesn't care and you know what, she is probably the most aware that every example you give doesn't have a THING to do with what we're talking about.


Yes, we all know that you like to hear yourself talk, but you know what? We don't. And maybe some of us want to share what we're thinking, not just listen to you run your mouth. And when you feel like you have to speak up at every single comment the teacher makes, not only does the teacher stop listening, and we stop listening... but you start sounding pretty stupid. For example (por ejemplo)....When we were talking about kairos, ethos, logos and pathos in 312, and you felt compelled to tell the story of the Native American at your construction site who didn't want to sign a contract because he was afraid the white man would take away his land.....I'm sorry....what was that all about?

But don't worry, you're not alone, classroom talker. There's one of you in every class. So go find eachother and start a club where everyone talks at once in a sound proof room, then the rest of us will lock you in and you can all talk forever and ever...and have little over-talking babies.


P.S. Thank you for staying out of all my 8am classes. I don't think I could handle such obnoxiousness so early in my day.



Love,

Brittany (The quiet one in the back, rolling her eyes every time your mouth opens)

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