So, I like to watch MTV. I mean I really, really like to watch MTV. I watch everything from The Real World, to TRL, to Girls Girls Girls! With all of this watching of MTV, I have become inspired. I'm going to become the next big rap star! Sweet right? Yeah, it is.
Anyways, I'm thinking that I'll start by going to Rap Academy (I think its a show on MTV...if its not, it should be!) I'll learn how to get straight thug with the homies....then I'm gonna go Eminem style and totally go to rap-offs in the 'hood. Yeah, that's what I'll do.
And my husband totally supports me in all this...In fact, just the other day he started sporting a doo-rag, just like mine!
Man, this is going to be great. I think my street name should be something like B-Ice, or B-White, or Vanilla-B....There! That's the one...Vanilla-B....sweet.
The only problem is that Rap Academy is going to set me back about $2,000...donations will be warmly welcomed...
Anyways, I'm thinking that I'll start by going to Rap Academy (I think its a show on MTV...if its not, it should be!) I'll learn how to get straight thug with the homies....then I'm gonna go Eminem style and totally go to rap-offs in the 'hood. Yeah, that's what I'll do.
And my husband totally supports me in all this...In fact, just the other day he started sporting a doo-rag, just like mine!
Man, this is going to be great. I think my street name should be something like B-Ice, or B-White, or Vanilla-B....There! That's the one...Vanilla-B....sweet.
The only problem is that Rap Academy is going to set me back about $2,000...donations will be warmly welcomed...
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