So, Luke is gone for 2 weeks. He's currently being a bachelor in Wisconsin....and working....he might be working. So far, that is inconclusive. And now, I have found myself a bachelorette in a very lonely apartment. Because of this, I have found myself doing some odd things to either A. pass the time, B. Make it seem like Luke is there C. Entertain my overactive imagination. And here is a list....because life is not complete without lists. Going from most normal to weirdest
10. Microwaving EVERYTHING! Now that I don't have to impress anyone with my culinary skills, I have stocked my fridge with weeks worth of single portion, microwavable delights.......because cooking an elaborate meal for yourself is depressing.
9. NOT cleaning. For me this is w-e-i-r-d. I always clean. Always. It is almost a pastime. Almost. But let me tell you, right now, that apartment is a hot mess. And guess what? I don't plan on cleaning it until the day before I leave to meet Luke in Wisconsin. Take that authority! I'm so bad :)
8. Going to work....EARLY. Conrad keeps asking me why I'm so early recently....because I have NOTHING else to do.
7. Going to bed....EARLY. 10 o'clock rolls round....nothin' on TV....nothin to do.....Well, may as well hit the hay.
6. Watching WAY too many episodes of The Golden Girls. As I'm going to bed earlier than usual I find it hard to fall asleep right away. So I've gotten used to lulling myself to sleep with the witty antics of Blanche, Rose, Sophia, and The Tall One (aka Dorothy). Oh, Rose! When will you ever learn to stop talking about St. Olaf! It drives everyone crazy!
5. Doing way too much homework. Doing an online class is fun. I can take my sweet time. But now I've only got one lesson left and I don't know what I'm going to do with myself! I shall have to try and find some more early British literature to fill my time with...especially before bed. That stuff is sleep inducing. (P.S. I know I've offended some English majors out there and I'm sorry. It's just not my bag. Give me some Vonnegut and I'll be happy as a fat kid in a pool of pudding)
4. Getting the mail! I know this sounds normal, but trust me, its not. Our mail box is like a five minute walk away. Usually it is a once-a-week affair and outing. But once again....not a lot goin' on over here. May as well get the mail. Maybe I'll run into one of our white-trashy neighbors and try to initiate an awkward conversation?
3. Scrapbooking! Actually, that one was a joke. Under no circumstances. No matter how dire, would I ever start scrapbooking.
2. Not hanging out with long lost friends. I SWORE to myself I was going to reconnect with friends I have sorely neglected since I got married. But guess what? Luke or no Luke, I still have no time for anything.
1. Sleeping with the TV on. For some people, this might not be too weird. But WHY I'm sleeping with the TV on is weird. Luke stays up later than me most nights, so in order to entertain himself he plays video games on his computer in bed...sexy, I know. This has been going on for the better part of the past year, so I have become way too accustomed to it. Now that Luke is gone, if I leave the TV on mute and just let the screen glow it puts me to sleep like a baby because it is similar to the computer screen. I find it to be kind of pathetic, but do what you gotta do! I just wonder how much electricity I'm wasting when I leave the TV on for the better part of the night/morning?
One more week though!
